Sunday, December 5, 2010

Samurai Wars 11: Luke Skywalker

Easy, girl! You smell something?

Friday, September 3, 2010

Really, REALLY obscure Star Wars characters # 27

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Brooklyn's Forgotten Horseracing Past

Today, the borough of Brooklyn takes up all of Kings County. But in the 19th century, the city of Brooklyn shared the county with four smaller towns that served as its suburbs. These towns were Flatbush, New Utrecht, Gravesend, and Flatlands.

1890 Map of Brooklyn's suburbs.

The place most Brooklynites gravitated to was the town that bordered the sea, Gravesend. In addition to the many attractions of Coney Island, Gravesend also boasted a number of racetracks. Although nothing remains of these racetracks, we can still easily visit them through old documents. So let's do just that!

Early 20th century drawing showing the Brooklyn racetracks of the era.

1) Deerfoot Trotting Track

Bounded by Ocean Parkway, Coney Island avenue, Avenue I, and Avenue J. Originally Joe Hall's Driving track (attached to Hall's grand hotel at Coney Island avenue & Avenue I), Deerfoot opened in 1873 and hosted harness racing as well as the occasional pigeon shoot, and foot race. Despite seeing it's share of tragedy (several murders happened on the grounds over the years, including the fatal shooting of the park's proprietor in 1875 by an oats salesman who took a friendly wrestling match a little too seriously) Deerfoot endured until 1886.

1873 map showing Hall's (soon to be Deerfoot) racetrack

In 1887 the park was purchased and expanded by Brooklyn bakery magnate John H. Shults. But rather than open his new track to the public, Shults used it strictly for private races and as a training ground for the horses of his own Parkville stock farm (although he was kind enough to replace the old board fence with a picket fence, through which passers-by could see the races). The land was sold and built over sometime in the early 20th century.

Shults' private track, circa 1890

2) Prospect Park Fair Grounds

Bounded by Ocean Parkway, McDonald (Gravesend) avenue, Kings highway and Avenue T. Despite the name, this track was not located in Prospect Park but in the heart of Gravesend. Like Deerfoot, it was a harness racing track, but it also served as a venue for a variety of other attractions such as agricultural fairs, boxing matches, "Renaissance Fair" style medieval tournaments, and even a beautiful baby contest (for which the winner received a $1,000 baby carriage).

Engraving of the fair grounds from 1878 showing the general layout

Trotters on the run in the Prospect Park Fair Grounds. Currier & Ives print from 1869.
The PPFG track operated from the late 1860's to the late 1880's , and at it's height some considered it to be the finest race track in the country. But as mile-long tracks started to appear, the half-mile track at the fair grounds (and harness racing in general) began to lose its appeal.

3) The Brooklyn Jockey Club (Gravesend Racetrack)

Bounded by Ocean Parkway, McDonald (Gravesend) avenue, Kings highway, and Avenue U. After the Prospect Park Fair Grounds folded, the track was expanded and transformed into a thoroughbred racetrack by the Brooklyn Jockey Club in 1886.

Brooklyn Jockey Club track, circa 1890

With it's large grandstand and mile-long track, the Brooklyn Jockey Club track was one of the premiere racetracks of New York state. A special spur of the Culver railroad (now the elevated F line of McDonald avenue) was constructed to deposit visitors right at the grandstand gate, and the track featured a restaurant and it's own jail to house rowdy gamblers.

Grandstand of the Gravesend racetrack

Crowds gathered for the 1893 Brooklyn Handicap at Gravesend Racetrack

1904 film footage of Gravesend racetrack

Although the racetrack closed in 1910 (because of a state-wide ban on betting), the grandstand and stables continued to stand for another decade, finally being destroyed in the early 20's.

In this aerial photograph from 1924, the imprint of the Gravesend track and it's buildings are still clearly visible as homes are being built on the grounds.

4) The Parkway Driving Club

Bounded by Ocean Parkway, east 2nd street, Kings highway, and Quentin Road. This old-style harness racing course was built relatively late (1892) just north of the Brooklyn Jockey Club track.

Layout of the Parkway Driving Club from a 1907 map.

Birds-eye view of the Parkway grounds shortly after it's opening in 1892

Clubhouse of the Parkway Driving Club, 1905

After horse-betting was banned in 1910, the Parkway track became a baseball field, eventually being converted into Daubert's Field, a semipro baseball park owned by Brooklyn Dodger Jake Daubert. In 1921 the land was built over and converted into a housing development called Ocean Gardens.

5) Brighton Beach Racetrack
Bordered by Ocean Parkway, Coney Island Avenue, Neptune avenue, and West Brighton avenue. This track, opened in 1879, has the distinction of being the longest-lived (and therefor most successful) of the Brooklyn racetracks.
Brighton Beach racetrack, 1890

Unlike the other tracks, which were located in relatively isolated areas, the Brighton Track was right in the middle of Coney Island, making its races easily viewable from many of the surrounding homes. At one point several residents of nearby Duck Hill began erecting makeshift grandstands on their property and charging patrons a nickel to watch the races. A series of police raids soon followed.

The cheap seats in Duck Hill, 1899.

Brighton Beach Racetrack (left) at the Coney Island end of Ocean parkway. Also pictured is Coney Island's first elevated train line, which was taken down in the early 20th century.

In addition to thoroughbred horse racing, the Brighton track also featured dog-races in the off season. In 1901 the track switched to harness racing, and later, after betting was outlawed, it became a motordome for car and motorcycle races. It was destroyed in the 1920's.

6) The Coney Island Jockey Club (Sheepshead Bay Racetrack)

Bounded by Ocean avenue, Gravesend Neck Road, Jerome avenue, and Brown street. This was Brooklyn's largest and most extravagant racetrack. Carved out of a thick patch of woods in 1880, the Sheepshead Bay track was unique in that it had both a standard dirt track and an English-style turf (grassy) track. The first of it's kind in the US.

Sheepshead Bay track, 1890
Drawing of Sheepshead Bay Track, 1880.

Sheepshead Bay grandstand

In addition to thoroughbred races the track also featured other types of horse contests such as steeplechases (races that including obstacle jumping). The spacious ground were also often used for fairs, games, and even the occasional clam bake. After betting was outlawed in 1910, the track saw a second life as the Sheepshead bay speedway, a car-racing stadium.

1915 postcard
Speed demons at the wheel, 1916

Plane vs car at Sheepshead Bay. 1916

Motoring spectacles aside, the Sheepshead Track eventually suffered the same fate as the other racetracks and was razed and built over in the early 20's.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Master Jesus live at Nerd City!

Check out the new webcomic by the great Len Kody, illustrated by yours truly.

Bitten by a radioactive deity, mild-mannered carpenter Jesus of Nazareth gained the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of the Holy Spirit. He became: MASTER JESUS! After years of training by the eastern masters in the deadly martial arts and guided by his mentor, the wise and eccentric John the Baptist, Master Jesus must now bring all his Kung Fu skills to bear to aid the beautiful and mysterious Mary Magdalene in a secret mission that will bring him toe to with the allied forces of Heaven, Hell, Church, and State! But the Master Jesus is not alone in his quest because the Twelve Ninja Apostles got his back.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Archaic Sex Slang

Here's a bunch of dirty words you CAN say on television because no one has said any of them in over 100 years.

Male Genitalia

Old Adam
Adam's Arsenal
Auld Hornie
Aspersing Tool
Aaron's Rod
Bag o' Tricks
The Baldheaded Hermit

Female Genitalia

The Attic
The Amulet
The Altar
The Agreeable Ruts of Life
Cock Chafer
Aunt Maria
The Alley
The Alcove
The Affair


Back Scuttling (doggie style sex)
Frenching (fellatio)
Ammunition (semen)
Dairies (breasts)
To Break One's Teacup (To lose one's virginity)
Backdoor Work (anal sex)
Venus' Curse (Venereal Disease)
To Give Back And Belly (to accommodate a man thoroughly)
Cock-eyed (horny, in the case of a woman)
To Accouple - to have sex
Firkytoodling - making out

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Just a side note..

If you enjoy the art of Samurai Star Wars you might also want to check out my graphic novel, Minister Jade, which is drawn in a similar style (in this case Chinese, rather than Japanese). Copies are available on , or, if you're visiting the C2E2 convention in Chicago this weekend you can pick one up at the Cellar Door Publishing booth (#746). Here are some samples:

Another note: For those of you interested in Samurai Wars prints, I'm working on getting some made as we speak. I'll be posting info here when the time comes. Thanks again to everyone for all the support!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Samurai Wars 9 : C-3PO and Karakuri D2

Friday, April 9, 2010

Samurai Wars 8: Admiral Ackbar

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Wow. Samurai Wars has gone viral!

Well, in a small way. Thanks to everyone for supporting Samurai Wars. I never expected much attention for this, but now that people actually like it I guess I'll have to make more of them. Stay tuned! Or blogged.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Samurai Wars 6: Jabba the Hutt

Friday, March 19, 2010

Samurai Wars 5: Han Solo & Chewbacca the Oni

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Samurai Wars 4: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Samurai Wars 3: Emperor Palpatine

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Artsy for Fartsy's sake

Mongolian princess. Figure drawn on paper, colored digitally. Took way longer than i thought it would.