Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Archaic Sex Slang

Here's a bunch of dirty words you CAN say on television because no one has said any of them in over 100 years.

Male Genitalia

Old Adam
Adam's Arsenal
Auld Hornie
Aspersing Tool
Aaron's Rod
Bag o' Tricks
The Baldheaded Hermit
Ball-my-nag

Female Genitalia

The Attic
The Amulet
The Altar
Bumbo
The Agreeable Ruts of Life
Cock Chafer
Aunt Maria
The Alley
The Alcove
The Affair
Ace
America

Miscellaneous

Back Scuttling (doggie style sex)
Frenching (fellatio)
Ammunition (semen)
Dairies (breasts)
To Break One's Teacup (To lose one's virginity)
Backdoor Work (anal sex)
Venus' Curse (Venereal Disease)
To Give Back And Belly (to accommodate a man thoroughly)
Cock-eyed (horny, in the case of a woman)
To Accouple - to have sex
Firkytoodling - making out